Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho. 

Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho. 

Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho, 

Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon! 

Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 970 views
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