Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho. 

Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho, 

Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon! 

Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1008 views

Ek terrorist ne ek aunty

Ek terrorist ne ek aunty ke pas
bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye-

Aunty bomb hai! Aunty bomb hai!"
Woh sharma kar boli:-Ary chhodo ab wo pehle wali baat kahan

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Banta to Lawyer

Banta to Lawyer: What is your fees?

Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions.

Banta: Isn't it too high?

Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Ne Bhagwan Se Poocha

Santa Ne Bhagwan Se Poocha:

Kya Main Agle Janam Main
Gadha Ban Sakta Hon?

Bhagwan Ne Jawab Diya:
Ek Hi Facility Baar Baar Nahi Mil Sakti.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Reasons why Computers are females

Five reasons to believe computers are females :

1.No one but the creator understands their internal logic.

2.The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3.The message 'Bad command or file name' is about as informative as 'If you don't know why I am mad at you, then I am certainly not going to tell you.'

4.As soon as you make a commitment to one,you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.

5.Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho

Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
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ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai tongue

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)