Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,
Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!
Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 935 views
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Arrange Marriage Karoge To:
1,00,000 Shadi Par
50,000 Dj Booking Par
50,000 Khane Peene Par
2,00,000 Jewellary Par
50,000 Shopping Aur Kapdo Par
& Rs.1,00,000 Shadi Ki Rasmo Par
Yani, Shadi Ke 3 Dino Ka Kharcha = Rs.5,50,000
Aur Love Marriage:
100 Rupye Ka Stamp
20 Notery Ke
50 Varmaala Ke
10 Photo Ke
Total 180 Rs.
Paisa Apka, Pasand Apki, Faisla Apka
Jago Nojawan Ladko Jago Soch Badaloge To Desh
Badlega
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Gal slaps her hubby 4pinching-
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'wife
tumnay mujay shadi say pahlay kio nahi
bataya k tumhari pehli hi rani naam ki wife hay ?
husmand
maine bataya to tha k mein tume rani ki tarah rakho gaa'
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ak KANJOOS ak admi ko hotle lay gaya.
to KANJOOS osay bar bar ak ak glass pani ka la
kar pelata hai.
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gaya hai.
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